The Trouble With Tigers

Un levriero nella grande difficoltà. 15 punti nel nuovo tigrotto. One greyhound in big trouble. 15 stitches in the new baby tiger. Now I'm not saying I did, or I didn't, but the human in this joint thinks I might have. I'm on the watch list. The cute kitty, that I love to look at and want to smell, suddenly came up with two chunks out of her backside. Suspiciously look like bite marks, but the Vet thinks they may have been old wounds that finally festered up from abscesses. I'm being good 'cuz I just want a little sniff of her. So far, no luck on that. Luna, Susie and I are playing in the yard today, it is such nice Fall weather and we are zip-zapping. Happy Thanksgiving to all of y'all. Ringraziamento felice. Cool Coty.

Leoni e tigri ed orsi.

Leoni e tigri ed orsi. Abbiamo un leone dalle 4 libbre nella casa. Lions and tigers and bears. We have a 4 pound tiger in the house.

We found her on Halloween night. Teensy little bugger that Mom said we had to take home- I barked when we put in the car even though she didn't take up my space. I wasn't really protesting, I was just welcoming her. She's too-too cute. We've given her the Italian name of Margherita, which means Pearl ! She's almost learning it, when she's not busy zooming like a maniac. She could be quicker than me, but I THINK NOT. I love her already and want to smell her, but she bats my snoot.

Scary Dog Day that Turned Out Well

Giorno di cane spaventoso che è risultato bene. This morning I got caught with my Martindale collar on the cupboard door handle below the kitchen counter. I'm not supposed to stand in the kitchen by the stove top - I have learned the word "Hot", Caldo, and I'm very good at moving away when Mom says that to me. The loop of the collar snagged on the knob, and as I turned to back up, the cupboard door flew open, I jumped a mile, and all heck broke loose ! I was headed to Woodstock when my bi-ped managed to snatch me as I sped out of the kitchen at 45 mph ! To make up for it, Luna, Susie and I went to Lake Arrowhead to take a stroll around Festival Park. We had a swell time, making several loops around the park. It's so pretty up there. My Mom says it's like walking a deer I'm so TALL. We made a striking canine trio - 1 Biker Booted Dood, and 2 girlie-girls ! Too much fun! Cool, calm and collected, Coty. Ciao-ciao,

Greyhound Camo

La principessa bianca diabolica - in camuffamento. Who's the JD now ??? The Evil White Princess - in camouflage.

In Between the Rain

JD Coty reporting in.

Luna and I stayed with Kate & the Gang last week when my Mom went to her Mom's 95th b/d party in California. WOW - that's pretty darned old, I must say !! It rained the day Mom left and hasn't stopped since ! Kate called me her "Sweetest Boy" - I fooled her !! What a great actor I am. These are pictures of me lounging in 10 inches of pure rainwater and also me and Luna Petunia racing like the wind between the bouts of rain.

Grey Scrawny Neck in Jeopardy of Being Wrung

JD Coty reporting in that I am again in the proverbial dog house. Mom went downstairs this morning to find two piles of cat litter OUTSIDE the litter box. I am wondering myself who might have done that, she seems to think it was ME !?! Her exact words were - "if I find the beast who did this I'm going to wring his scrawny neck". I was right behind her, I heard it with my very own ears. If you see Breaking News of any Greys in trouble be sure to tell the authorities of my innocence. It might clear me in dog court.

Those Pearly Whites - It Ain't Chewing Tobaky

PeeeeYuuuuu - Potty Mouth Coty. Cool Coty was not chewing tobacco out behind the barn tonight. No siree... chewing cat poop is my new vice. My bi-ped had, not 5 minutes before, been admiring my pearly whites, exclaiming how nice and healthy they looked. Hah ! I showed her what juvenile delinquent JD Coty is all about. We were getting ready for our walk and I was so excited that I dashed downstairs, grabbed a bite of cat poop out of the litter box - yes, you read that right - cat poop, and chewed it right up ! Then made a mad dash back upstairs catch the walk. BUSTED ! Bending down to hook me up - my dragon breath gave me away. Gag ! The cat was out of the bag. Freshly chewed cat poo. Phew-weeee. One look into my crocodile sized jaws and the brown glob on my molar was a dead give-away :--( Talk about potty mouth !!!!!!!!!!! Heee-Heeeeeeee. We did some serious tooth brushing and my pearly whites are clean again. Luna and Susie think I'm a disgusting meathead. Chicks. JD Coty signing off.